Hi again everyone. This is Zack. And this is the tab for Wizard. Stuart Davis - "Wizard" I tabbed this out from a recording of the October 19th live show at Macalester College. I know I've personally seen him play the song a few different ways, so this may not be what you've heard, but I think it's pretty accurate. There's really only a couple parts to learn as almost the entire song is one continuous pattern. This is definetely one of the "weirder" Stuart songs, and it's a blast to play. Enjoy! For questions or comments, email me at zyoumans@macalester.edu The Lyrics: Down in the green room, somebody's moanin' \__ x2 A couple a' groupies are makin' a movie. / You're manager warned you that women are evil, I guess he forgot that you worship the devil. Down, down, down in the dungeon. Dance, dance, dance, with the daggers. Blow, another bubble. Shhhhiver for the wizard. La la la, wizard a' wasn't. Moan, moan, motherfucker. Beg, beg, you dumb bastard. Dig it. Lick a little trick from the ick-suck sickle. La la la, wizard of isn't. Ba da da mm da... All a' the ogres are havin' an orgy. \__ x2 They're pluckin' the feathers off a' the angels. / We battle our boredom by building a kingdom and suckin' some stardom through a crack in a condom. Down, down, down in the dungeon. Dance, dance, dance, with the daggers. Blow, another bubble. Shhhhiver for the wizard. La la la, wizard a' wasn't. Moan, moan, motherfuckers. Beg, beg, you dumb bastard. Dig it. Lick a little trick from the ick-suck sickle. La la la, wizard of isn't. Ba da da mm da... Why, why do you hate me? Why? I'm not the things I do. Jesus, jesus loves me. Maybe you should find a way to love me too. I'm just like you, I just need love. Can't we be friends. Fuck off sucker! Ba da da mm da... OOooOOooOOOoooooh, la la la... You think love'll kill me? Love built me. You wouldn't know love if it sprouted horns and spit shit in your face. I am love. I throw you down stairs. I whip the hurt out. I push the pus out. I gotta tongue'll knock your teeth out. Bend over you new-age pussy. Yeah, cause I'm the bad-ass cannibal a' this alchemical carnival. I'm stuffin' babies into catapults to bomb the cathedrals. I'm kickin' all you camels through the eye of the needle. I am love. I am love. OOooOOOooOOOoooh, la la la.... One little note about symbols: Where there's an "x" below the lines of the tab, that means it should be palm muted. An "x" on the lines of the tab means to play those strings muted (muted with the left hand). Lastly, the song was played in standard tuning, but down a half step. I'm just too lazy to label the strings as all flats... E --15-x-x-15-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x---------\ B --13-x-x-13-x-x-13-x-x-13-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x--------- \ G --14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x-(Twice)- \__ Intro D ------------------------------------------------------------------ / A ------------------------------------------------------------------ / E ------------------------------------------------------------------/ x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x "Down in the green room..." E --15-x-x-15-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x--------- -! B --13-x-x-13-x-x-13-x-x-13-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x--------- ! G --14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-14-x-x-12-x-x-12-x-x-(Twice)- ! D ------------------------------------------------------------------ ! A ------------------------------------------------------------------ ! E ------------------------------------------------------------------ ! x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x ! ! E --3-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-2-x-x-2-x-x-2-x-x-0--0--0-0------------------- ! B --1-x-x-1-x-x-1-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-0-x-x-0--0--0-0------------------- ! G --2-x-x-2-x-x-2-x-x-2-x-x-2-x-x-2-x-x-0--0--0-0------------------- !__ Riff D --------------------------------------2--2--2-2------------------- ! A A --------------------------------------2--2--2-2------------------- ! E --------------------------------------0--0--0-0------------------- ! x x x x x x x x x x x x ! ! "Your manager warned you..." ! E --------------------------------------2--------------------------- ! B -----------------------------1-----1--0--------------------------- ! G -----5-----5-----5-----5-----2-----2--2--------------------------- ! D -----5-----5-----5-----5-----2-----2--1--------------------------- ! A --3--3--------3--3--------0--0--0--0--2--------------------------- ! E --------3-----------3--------------------------------------------- -! x x x x x x x x x x x x x I'm not positive about this part (above), but it sounds okay this way... "Down, down, down in the dungeon..." E -----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----7-7-----7-7-----7-7-----7-7-- -! B -----0-0-----0-0-----0-0-----0-0-----8-8-----8-8-----8-8-----8-8-- ! G -----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----9-9-----9-9-----9-9-----9-9-- ! D -----1-1-----1-1-----1-1-----1-1-----9-9-----9-9-----9-9-----9-9-- ! A --2--2-2----------2--2-2----------7--7-7----------7--7-7---------- ! E ----------2---------------2---------------7---------------7------- ! (Sometimes palm muted, sometimes not) ! ! ! E -----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----5-----5-----5-----5---------- ! B -----0-0-----0-0-----0-0-----0-0-----5-----5-----5-----5---------- ! G -----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----5-----5-----5-----5---------- !__ Riff D -----1-1-----1-1-----1-1-----1-1-----7-----7-----7-----7---------- ! B A --2--2-2----------2--2-2-------------7-----7-----7-----7---------- ! E ----------2---------------2-------5-----0-----5-----0------------- ! (Sometimes palm muted) x x x x x x x x ! ! E --0--0-0--0--0-0--0--- --x-x-x-x-x-x----------------------------- ! B --0--0-0--0--0-0--0--- --x-x-x-x-x-x----------------------------- ! G --5--5-5--5--5-5--5--- --x-x-x-x-x-x-(This is put at the end of)- ! D --4--4-4--4--4-4--4--- --x-x-x-x-x-x----(the riff sometimes)----- ! A --3--3-3----------3--- --x-x-x-x-x-x----------------------------- ! E ----------3--3-3------ --x-x-x-x-x-x----------------------------- -! "Moan, moan, motherfucker..." w/ Riff B "Ba da da mm dau..." w/ Riff B "All a' the ogres..." w/ Riff A "Down, down, down in the dungeon..." w/ Riff B "Moan, moan, motherfucker..." w/ Riff B "Ba da da mm dau..." w/ Riff B "Why, why do you hate me..." E --0-----5-----5-----5-----5----------------------------- B --0-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----3-----3----- G --1-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----4-----4----- D --2-----7-----7-----7-----7-----5-----5-----5-----5----- A --2-----7-----7-----7-----7--3-----------5--5-----5----- E --0--5-----0-----5-----0-----------3-----------3-------- E -----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2--- B -----0-0-----0-0-----0-0-----0-0--- G -----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2--- D -----1-1-----1-1-----1-1-----1-1--- A --2--2-2----------2--2-2----------- E ----------2---------------2-------- "Jesus, well Jesus loves me..." E --0-----5-----5-----5-----5----------------------------- B --0-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----3-----3----- G --1-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----4-----4----- D --2-----7-----7-----7-----7-----5-----5-----5-----5----- A --2-----7-----7-----7-----7--3-----------5--5-----5----- E --0--5-----0-----5-----0-----------3-----------3-------- E --2---------3---------2---------3---------7--------8---------7-- B --0---------0---------0---------0---------0--------0---------0-- G --2--strum--3--strum--2--strum--3--strum--8-strum--9--strum--8-- D --1---------2---------1---------2---------9--------10--------9-- A --2---------3---------2---------3------------------------------- E ---------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not positive about this (above) either, but it sounds okay... "Ba da da mm dau..." w/ Riff B "Ooooh, ah la la la..." w/ Riff B "You think love'll kill me..." w/ Riff B (three times) "Oooh, ah la la la..." w/ Riff B I've seen Stuart end the song in different ways, but this one he ended by strumming back and forth between the last two chords of Riff B and growling/moaning into the microphone...